Counterpoint - dry weddings suck and you led him to over indulge since he couldn’t drink steadily throughout reception. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ONE IS SCARRING 

I really hated that story and the authors masturbatory use of italics. 

Yes his story is GREAT and TRUE and did you check out the runner’s ass on this broad? 

Word. We’ve got similar dimensions and I love to cook but am not good at cooking small portions so we’ve got an excellent 1/3, 2/3 arrangement worked out. Also I jokingly call him “wingspan” because he can reach things from sitting that I’d have to get up and walk over to. 

Lol my partner and I just went on vacation and it was a lot of maneuvering with forced perspective to get me a little closer to the camera or strategically cropping out our legs as I stand on a railing. Fuck the haters I bet it’s adorable. 

THANK YOU I get that it would be frustrating to be self conscious about your height but why am I being made to feel like I don’t deserve my partner over someone else with different genes??? Like, I’m self conscious about the height difference too and it doesn’t help to realize all these model-types think I’m unworthy…

Seconded the height being in the legs thing. There’s a little bit of neck craning that has to be done if in missionary but if I’m on top there’s no issue. 

Learn something new every day 

I also like to wear heels at 5’2” so that gap gets bridged pretty quickly. Resisting the urge to post snarky remarks to tall girls who are lamenting an experience I don’t struggle with. I’m sure I would feel the same way, but being in love with a brawny 6’4” fellow I’m also annoyed being metaphorically asked to…

Wait are height difference fetishists a thing? Me (5'2") and my partner (6'4") could make a killing. 

I don’t think phone banking is nearly as effective as door-to-door canvassing, but most political strategy things I’ve read say canvassing wins elections. I think it’s the person-to-person aspect coupled with people being able to speak to how these issues actually affect their lives. Phone banking less so because no…

I was being a little hyperbolic. We have people who straight refuse to phone bank or canvas and I respect that - everyone has their comfort levels and tbh tonight will be the first time I’ll have done it because 1. anxiety and 2. intruding on stranger’s time/property. I wouldn’t do it if it hasn’t been proven to be suc…

There is only one answer.

Lol I am also a volunteer coordinator for a repro rights org and everyone getting onboarded rn is so annoyed with me for pushing them toward phone banking and canvassing. MORE JOBS AFTER THE MIDTERMS I SWEAR IM SORRY 

Related: Knocking doors for a candidate I’m not thrilled about tonight because it’s the right thing to do. Volunteer and donate where you can people! 

a classic

What about baptized but not confirmed? The will of Jesus folk imposed upon you but not accepted at a pivotal moment?

Didn’t TMZ publish the address of her house? Obviously this dude already knows where she lives but I feel like they should be held accountable for putting her in increased danger. 

I did not know that! The bottle indicates it is 100% organic and free of heavy metals but how do I test for sure?