Hi Kim's old face!

Omg “Every Degrassi Episode Ever” was the source material for me and my nerdy ass friends made up drinking game in high school. My parents had this ridiculous surround sound system that would shake the house every time the bass got to a certain tone so we would drink whenever it “went there” or the bass rumbled the…

Hey, at least you aren't as obnoxious as I am, sans allergy, who just hates cheap looking jewelry.

Never take acetaminophen because my liver is working hard enough as is.

It looks like a tri-fold menu, some of which can be pretty heavy duty. Definitely took major force on her part to take him down tho which makes me love her all the more. I also think there's a good chance he's been drinking based on his blatant asshattery and location at the bar, so he wouldn't be too hard to best if…

I'm gonna guess by his aggressiveness and location at the bar that he was drunk, making the ability to be knocked on his ass that much stronger.

I REFUSE to accept “tall” as a cup size. I’ll reiterate our sizes in ounces to customers nicely and then openly bitch about not being a starbucks to my boss (who is sympathetic to that bullshit) behind the line. do not care.

If by “stomp my feet” you mean “go out back and rage-cry” for 5 seconds then yea, totally.

“If I weren’t married” is another serious charmer. Just, no. I'm not even attracted to you.

Agreed. I stayed to read the comments and talk to people who did watch it but, nah. No thanks.

Well shit we already know he’s an immoral scum sucking pos I wouldn't put it past him.

I think he’s also having trouble tap dancing around saying he didn’t do it or that the women are lying because then he’s liable for a lawsuit, right? Legal beagles?

I totally agree about never being able to find the specific thing you went for EXCEPT LAST WEDNESDAY WHEN I WENT AND FOUND THE PERFECT TAN LEATHER DANSKO MARY JANES IN MY EXACT SIIIIIIIIIZE for 1/10 of the retail value. I luh you thrifting.

Omg omg so many where to begin.

As a ‘90, I still have regular conversations concerning Ja and Ashanti's relationship status

For real even that bullshit f.news reporter made it blatantly obvious that this is the fever scheme of a newly graduated frat boy whose daddy could only afford Ja Rule for spokesmanship.

I’m trying but I can’t find the “talking over a black sex worker” instance. I am seriously curious. Kinja makes it so fucking difficult to follow a thread that it still seems to be about Pac-Mayweather wherever I look.

I’m pretty sure that Tabby Gevinson’s “blackface party” equivalence was in reference to the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight that Beyonce, along with numerous other celebrities, attended. That’s the “for profit violent sporting event” I was referencing in a previous comment and what I believe may be the source of your…

Love how you are totally cool with equating “regular party” with a for-profit violent sporting event in which abusers get paid millions and the celebrities who get photographed attending stroke their own bank accounts.

the “blackface party” equivalence wasn’t perfect but it was an event celebrating violent misognist homophobes beating the shit out of each other. Regular party??