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to say youve been the recipient of a blumpkin

After having my college roommates total my car freshman year (long story), my father specifically taught me to drive manual so no one could ask to borrow my truck.

Valentine's day plans include a large buffalo chicken pizza from dominoes add pineapple and banana peppers.

PLEASE REMOVE THE ONLY

Chastened by someone so morally superior as to see the poor grieving second wives side...

okay, fellow Kansan here, and I agree with most everything you've said especially vis a vis Brownback.

#NotAllKansans

I think of it either that way or in reference to the Cake song "Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell." So, Serengetti is an angry person that will eat whatever trash is put in front of him/her and try to climb things that are way too large for them to comprehend...

hahaha that is an excellent point

Ugh to the word "Sheeples". It's not nearly as clever as you conspiracy theorists think it is.

that is hilarious in that it is absolutely devastating

pineapple/banana pepper/buffalo sauce

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every 2-4 days. When I was younger and my body more resilient I would sometimes go once a week to 3 times in 2 weeks tops.

my dad just fished it out with his finger. I swallowed the tip of it so just kinda hook the loop and pull.

I posted an adult list of mishaps but I forgot life best and it deserves it's own post:

-I once attempted to break an old plastic piece of a badminton net on the concrete in a fit of rage. The largest shard flew back and hit me in the face.

skyla is similar to Mirena in that it is hormonal. It's smaller than Mirena with a lower dosage of progestin. It's been made specifically for women who've never had children and supposedly won't stop most womens period entirely, like the Mirena can.

This story doesn't paint me in the best light, but keep in mind that I was 20 years old and (reasonably) fresh out on my own. We all make mistakes.