Kara's been knocking it out of the park with these columbusing articles.

Hole. E. Fuck.

right!? I have this horribly inexplicable thing for genuinely sweet dudebros. Le sigh.

Unsolicited Anecdote Time!

MARK.

OMG. The thumbs.

once you see it

Ugh. Too true.

Maybe it's like Indian fry bread? So, likely to induce a heart attack before you add the other 6.5 lbs of assorted death.

I once had 40yo customer ask me if the omelet had egg in it. The obvious reply of, "an omelet is made from eggs," prompted "well, it doesn't say egg," and a completely bewildered look from me.

one of my favorite college classes commenced with a watching of Cinderella and subsequent lit-theory take down of all the tropes and problems. It was awesome to see one sorority girl identify cinderella's "yonic" leanings while another cried out that the multicolored critters helping her get dressed "just wanted to…

Yea, that advice read very "sitcom" to me. You're a human, he's a human that you love. Address him as such and not a rescue ala LW2

Oh yes the 1800s were ripe with birth control methods and sexual education

I think you mean 6 million?

Nobody, aside from 15yo boys, like handjobs.

Well, in the GOP's defense, did Davis go to The Outhouse?

Give it a rest Jasmine

YAS! I know which one you speak of. Still, NYC beats it because every other stain I've used gets flakey and weird. But, speaking of purse massacres: E.l.f makes a really great red matte lipstick that I have killed 4 times over because it's 3 dollars and gorgeous on my white/olive skin and I can't quit it.

I've actually found their lip stain to be among one of the better ones I've used (read: not horrible) Oh lip stain. Why are you only a good idea in theory?

It's not at all apparent that my Saturday night consists of cruising through old kitchenette posts...