If Dogfish Head does not win I will BURN THIS SITE TO THE GROUND.

YES

Yellow rain was rough. I was definitely bawling along with the neice.

Well, and Jesus.

Royal "we" and all.

I am okay with this information.

I'm sorry, a TEXT MESSAGE? The break up text has reached new lows.

I'm glad you got to work that gif into your lexicon.

...Radiolab is better.

No no no no no no NO. I understand the urge. I live a short 20 minute drive away, but picketing funerals is fucking WRONG and if people do this at his (although a church member has said there won't be one), that whole point will be lost. Funerals are for family. Even this pond scum had one.

As a poor living with 3 roommates who have neither a microwave or dishwasher I can attest they are not necessary, but boy do they exist.

Which OSU we talkin' here? Buckeyes or Cowboys?

It took 7 years but I was finally able to start drinking vodka again last summer.

Seconded.

Aren't we missing the nicotine v. Vicodin poll on here? Not that I'm complaining, because I am completely torn on that one.

Holy shit dude get a grip this comment is over a year old. How the fuck did you even find it?

Jezebel has an active "no trigger warning" stance because, according to Jessica Coen, triggers are an everyday reality, regardless of warning. I understand where you are coming from, but this is a joke. This entire debacle is a joke. Yes, there will be people for whom this is triggering, but those people should know…

Spoken like a true person who has never done cocaine ;)

Jameson's exclusion is a goddamn tragedy. Made worse by "Jack Daniels" appearance as the whiskey of the bracket.

The thing is, these people fully expect a protest at his funeral. It will validate their "cause".