I was exposed to rabies as a young child, so I went through the extensive shot process. A few years later I was bit by a barn cat in the leg, and since I had the rabies vaccination all I had to get was tetanus, so apparently it's a thing. (Also, my leg stopped functioning until I got a series of antibiotics. Don't…

Illegally download all of his work from now on.

I really understand the urge and I live a short drive away, but showing the family the respect they stole from so many others would be the biggest fuck you to the clan.

To any and all people considering giving him a taste of his own medicine and picketing his funeral: PLEASE DON'T. Starve the troll. Let him fade into oblivion without a bat of the eye from anyone besides his diabolical cult family.

My (now ex-)boyfriend was meeting my parents for the first time at my dad's bar. Surrounded by ~30 of my parent's closest friends, people I've known my entire life, then-boyfriend vomits into the beer glass he is holding mid-conversation with my father. The both of us then proceeded to fall asleep in a booth at the…

A most appropriate vessel.

I'm still trying to figure out what the purpose of Everclear even is.

Sadists.

THOSE BITCHES. Yes, it can be any and all colors depending on the color of whatever ungodly sugar additive is meant to mask the alcohol.

In my college newspaper they had one of those features where people would call in or text a little blurb (usually funny) and the best one that stuck with me was: Four Loko is my time machine. I drink it, and wake up in the future.

Seriously I am offended on Jameson's behalf.

More accessible? I know very few people who have had it more than a handful of times. It is never a good idea.

No. No no no. Jungle Juice is a handle of Everclear (or cheap vodka if you're a pansy) mixed with some frozen juice concentrate and soda or water filled to the brim of one of those 5-gallon gatorade coolers. It will get you blackout drunk in 2 cups. Stuff of college freshman's dreams (read: worst nightmares)

As opposed to curable herpes? 'Cause if that's a thing I have a...um, friend...who might be interested.

When I disclosed my odd tomato/sugar combination and the likes to you last week I meant to suggest gushers and fruit by the foot as something "normal people" ate. I'm happy to see them in their rightful memorial.

I rode to a basketball tournament in the neighboring town in THE FUCKING SURGEMOBILE. It was this weird emptied out hearse-like advertisement vehicle that somehow fit 13 fourth grade girls in it.

Great! Does that mean people will leave me the fuck alone on the initial article now?

Your assumption that these people are breeders and my assumption that the cat was unprovoked are on the same level. Unless you are using the term "breeder" to mean someone who reproduces, which, (to use your term) ick. Get off your high horse.

The initial video I watched had no mention of tail pulling, and from the mothers description it seemed unprovoked. I know now, as I probably should have, that a child nearing toddler age can and very likely would provoke a cat. I'm not condoning the owners actions, I'm just saying in the heat of the moment it's not…

I agree that it escalated to a place it wouldn't have gone to if there were no kick, but how realistic is it to run and grab an oven mitt to grab the cat by the scruff or grab a spray bottle or any of the other things people have suggested. If your kid is getting hurt, very few people would react with pure logic.