First rule about Harry Potter is we do not talk about the epilogue.

Okay you will not give a shit about this anecdote but it totally suits the thread. My sister's best friend has hooked up with 4 (4!) of my cousins as an attempt to get into my family and finally just married my brother-in-law's little brother. Swing and a miss.

Yes. Four roses! I bought a bottle for a bourbon loving coworkers last day and it was great!

Nooooo honey whiskey. There is this monstrosity in my state called "Kansas" (gee, wonder where I'm from) that is a mixture of honey whiskey and vodka. It will kill you, or more accurately, make you sleep with a coworker you had about zero romantic interest in.

CANNOT UNSEE

At every job I have ever worked at in the service industry, yessireebob. (Never I! No, oh no. That would be wrong...)

As long as your lawyer knows.

Ooooh my god thank you for the "Girl Death Left Behind" memory. I sought the darkest books I could find as a tween and didn't give a shit how poorly they were written.

Touché.

Anecdotes!

Hey I'm 23, short, caught the reference, and love the song. Not all of us youths listen to the Biever and the Wand Erection and the Tyler Swiffer.

Hey no one ever said it wasn't problematic. However, "Whore's bath" or something to that affect is a pretty common term nationally, whereas your friend's white grandpa (your grandpa? It's okay we all have racist family members) is just being a racist for funsies.

Midwest over here!

When studying abroad in a third world country this was the hardest adjustment to make. It was all fine and good when it was 90 degrees and sunny out, but on those few cool days, when all you had was a giant basin full of cold water and a little pail to scoop water out with..*shudder* *Shudder physically, shudder…

HAHAH! You were like, "Huh? Are they bathing in a trough?"

Right? I've always been that way. If anything, I've started showering more just because saying "once or twice a week" squicked people out so bad.

I don't go to the gym, but I have a physically demanding job that requires I'm on my feet and moving for 8 hours at a time. I walk to said job, and anywhere else I'd like to go seeing as I'm carless in a town with shit transportation. My hair is curly and would absolutely shrivel up if I shampooed it daily, and the…

'Round these parts that's referred to as a "Whore's bath".

God I wish I hadn't given into the overplucked ponzi-scheme of the late 90's.

I'm so glad you're back.