Wait, Gluten-free is dead!?! Please for the love of bread let the gluten-free trend die.

I have a rather boisterous drunken mega-fan of a mother, and when I watched this video with my sister we were both kind of just like, "Eh, been there," until the dive bomb. Oh boy the dive bomb. Thankfully I can say she's never actually assaulted anyone.

Maybe like 3 in a set.

In a related note, this is what I did on the holidays. A lot of Allie. A lot of ignoring bigoted family members.

Real missed opportunity to use "Khristmas" Lindy.

I report with a heavy heart that these used to be my jam. I do, however, still shake the container to dress a salad from a salad bar. Lyfe skills. Mcdonalds taught 'em.

Is it bad that I just excuse myself to take a couple hour nap when these conversations arise? When I was more of. spry teenager I would try to go 1-on-10 with them but I just don't have the energy to be beaten down with illogical and hateful rhetoric anymore.

Never forget Growing Pains.

Yea where I'm from marriage and kids are already a thing happening to people my age or younger. I only moved an hour and a half away for college (and since stayed) but the town is almost a 180 in personal philosophies and attitudes of its citizens. At least amongst the people I know (which is plenty) very few are…

Hence, different crowd.

Is she married now?

I'm not super incredulous about the failed engagement part so much as I am about the 18-20 years old part. At 23 I have one good childhood friend who just recently got married and that was a serious head trip.

I tried a few years ago to harness her but it seemed like a losing battle. Call me a bad cat momma, but I have a completely fenced in yard and she doesn't wander so I do allow her outside. Currently her favorite place is exploring the foundation of the house. We just moved to an ooooold rental and she's figured out a…

We must run in very different crowds.

This is Lux. Grumpy cat's older mean girl cousin who tells everyone they aren't related and pushes him into lockers between class.

So are Siamese known for yowling? Because sweet fucking Jesus does my little girl get on a few tangents about wanting to go outside sometimes.

I love him. I want him.

You're doing the lord's work.

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