That blanket remains my number 1 christmas gift I have ever gifted. Gave it to my roommate. I don't even know where she hides it. It's off limits.

Whaaaaaaaat is this an MRA's wet dream of a psychotic radfem's tumblr ramblings? I need to find the chemtrail post...

WHAT IS THIS TUMBLR I MUST KNOW

Not the one on the left, but she seems to be about the only one

Wait is that an older side-eyeing Chloe!?

Loves it.

There is a bottle of red in my parents mini fridge (not to be confused with the beer fridge).
Shocking and horrifying.

I went to a chatroulette party once.

This was the exact phone call I had to take. I was just like, "Uhhhhhhhhh, I have no legitimate answer for you that does not involve at least 4 expletives."

Right? I mean I'm an Irish Catholic as well so I get it. Meaning I get how fucking clueless she sounds.

BECAUSE THERE IS A TROLL RUNNING YOUR LOCAL PASTRY JOINT THAT REFUSES TO DO IT!

Alright, I'm about to hijack the thread but I need to bitch about a coworker and the mention of Hanukkah set me off.

I am in love with Julia's hair and I think I can get mine to do it. Thank you for giving me the motivation to take a damn shower, already.

You are a mother with solid priorities.

Dude you could twirl a tree and give Polly and her pals the night of their lives, that shit was impressive.

Y'all's picture uploadin' via mobile telecommunication device is all wonky EDIT WAIT IT WORKED! To the foods!

OMG YOURE SO RIGHT! Was it the one with the greenhouse/office, with a functioning garage and dance floor in the living room?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Honestly, I'm on your side here. But look. Look at this.