Yea, something tells me your patronage would be sorely missed.

And you never go out to eat because that would be supporting a system in which these abhorrent practices are at work, right? Because if you do and you don't tip because, enabling, who you are really enabling are the restauranteurs that make a profit from the food you purchased. I understand your point, but if you're…

It's hummus you knob.

Wrong.

Ahhhhhh I just noticed the curtains that only make it halfway up the windows! I have to leave the internet. This is too much.

Mine was "holy shit moving" but then I remembered she's a multimillionaire and can probably afford to pay some plebes to box up her shit, and probably to dust it as well.

That apartment.
o_________o

Uh, that is exactly what leaving no gratuity is. It's a very commonly agreed upon term even amongst people who have never waited tables, amongst which it is obvious that you belong. Gdamn I know you're trolling but douchebags that don't tip because it's not "required" and refuse to listen or care about the dynamics of…

A sexy devil!

Maybe. Most servers I know would never do that. But, if you are consistently getting poor service, chances are that the problem is you, not them. Money talks. The service industry is full of friends.

That was one thing I sucked at as a server. I am not going to schmooze you for money because I can tell when others are doing it to me and it makes me uncomfortable. I am, however, a nice and genuine person that will happily serve you if you treat me like a nice and genuine person as well.

And it's the stupidest loophole ever, because the employer is only required to pay minimum wage for the entire pay period. So if you have one awesome night and say, pay your rent with it, but the next two weeks blow, if you made enough money to count as minimum wage for the hours you worked in that entire pay period…

I am not saying the server pays for any actual portion of the customers meal, but that an inadequate tip can force a server to pay out of pocket to other employees. Obviously the system is flawed and both employers and government have skirted the responsibility of paying a server a living wage. Of course a tip isn't…

Have you ever been a server paying a tipshare to people? Otherwise, you have no idea what you're talking about.

So you get paid $2.13 an hour?

If there is a tip share, which I'm assuming you're referring to, you aren't technically stealing but you are forcing someone else to pay for your dining experience, indirectly.

The BBQ is shit ;)

I know people are jumping down your throat and this whole situation is awful and obviously not her fault, but 50 shades in a professional setting? I get that it's your break and all but still. I'd rather not try to get all hot and bothered in the 30 minutes of "me" time and then clock back in.

I know this is tres inappropro, but this is the usual state I find my bed in and FUCK does that look comfortable...

Ooh girl. You so right.