The douche is strong with this one.

The douche is strong with this one.

It's "all white Johnson County". There, fixed that for you. We bear a lot of fault for back-asswards attitudes and politics, but it's just stupid to assume there aren't any minorities. There are a number of international research universities and large-scale military forts, and communities centered around those areas…

So the KC Star is kind of killing it as of late, huh?

As a Kansan, my knee-jerk reaction to this comment was butt hurt, but then I thought for about 5 seconds. TBH, I was thinking about my dad and his common screed against typically "black sounding" names the entire article, so idk why I felt there's something to defend here. There isn't.

So this is pretty much Siamese wearing tights, right? I can see that. My Siamese lets me do basically anything I want with only so much protest as a grumble. True story, in her short, 4 year life span, homegirl has never scratched or bit a single human. Other cats, however...

No, I wish it were henna. If you go to her blog she has a recent ask about exactly what combo got that color, FYI!

Happy to help!

Yea she's a porn star. She's super cute too. She also has a pretty kick ass tumblr. (ETA, probably NSFW some of the time, if that wasn't apparent.)

I don't think they've ever come out as officially dating, but I'm pretty sure he's dating Stoya.

James is not so much on my radar, but his girlfriend is a different story.

It'd be impressive if I had the capacity to feel anything but hungover.

But, most importantly, DID SHE COME?

And the butthurt on her twitter. Oh, homegirl. You did this to yourself.

For serious! It was hard enough to make it through the choppy writing with my halloween hangover and it was all for NOTHING.

Read it for the juicy bits.

...I do have long blonde hair.

I would need to convince someone to be my Tonya Harding!

But then I need an american flag leotard (yes, please) and a bowl cut (no, thanks)!

That is brilliant and about the amount of effort I'm looking to put into this.