Oo! Perfect! I need you guys' help!

I may have teared up. Kimrey 2036!

Your poor weeping anus just got a full volumed chuckle from me.

Sloth butt.

I've never had it, but it kind of seems like a food I'd enjoy. But, I love smelly cheeses and onions, both of which I've heard are similar in taste.

Yes. Done. I'm about to ask the bartender at this Mexican restaurant I'm at if he has any cilantro so I can recreate this.

Marjoram! Marjoram! Oh god I am so excited by this prospect that the only contribution I have to give is my spice name.

Okay yes, Team Logan, obvs, but Piz aged better.

SHARE SHARE SHARE SHARE! Convince your friend of a friend to go full-on media blitz, please. I fucking love when dirtbag hypocrites are publicly exposed for who they are.

Ahhhhhh I fell down a rabbit hole of this woman's crazy. Blog, twitter, various other crazy mommies blogs, twitters, erroneous "science" articles: devoured. My brain aches for these women. The sheer privilege of it all. Yeesh.

And thank you! For starting the thread with the exact same thought process I had upon seeing the picture. How!? How do people still think this is OK!?

Your parents sound badass.

The distinction between "painting your face black" and "blackface" doesn't really exist to me. Painting your face black wasn't a "thing" before blackface. The two can't be separated. I do, however, understand the issue in calling Julliane Hough a racist. I think her actions were racist, I don't think that claiming…

Right? I feel like that is a major troll tactic tho. "Oh RLY? Educate me then!"

That would maybe be the case in a social vacuum, but the history of minstrel shows and the whole derivation of blackface comes from such a rotten place that to mimic it, even unknowingly, is to legitimize it. This comparison might be a stretch, but it's like dressing as a Nazi for Halloween. The greater implications…

No I am not, in fact, kidding you. I happen to think that bit is kind of the crux of my argument (aside from the whole historical context in which blackface was derived). Tell me, guy in black shirt, why is blackface ok?

Kenny Powers
1 Hour Ago
Why is this chick famous? For being a beard?

You are absolutely allowed to be any character from anything you want for Halloween. That doesn't mean you have to paint your skin. If people can't tell who you are from the outfit alone, you chose the wrong costume.

Shaving does, however, create a blunt edge on the hair which gives the appearance of thickness. If you rip the entire hair out to the follicle it will grow back with a tapered end. Science.

I read this in the voice of Pensatusky and it's PERFECT