Just a reminder that Pai has a financial conflict that legally prohibits him from even serving on the FCC (Source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KeepOurNetFree/comments/7jdsev/ajit_pai_has_personal_financial_interests_in/)

Fuck this criminal, I hope he dies in a fire.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

well, A.J. wanted to go into the club business

He wants to be Classic Vader, but all he is is Prequel Vader.

I was extremely dubious of Helmeted Bad Guy being effective without his Dark Helmet, and we knew it was going to come off from the trailers, but I was shocked and impressed by how good a villain he was without the Dark Helmet of Darkness. That was a feat of acting that doesn’t exist anywhere in the prequels beyond…

Very minor spoilers follows...

I’m going to write a new screenplay that’s like a cross between The Goonies and Stranger Things....

What gets cut open and crawled inside this time?

Don’t forget The Tommy Wi-Show, where Tommy actually attempts to play videogames. https://www.youtube.com/user/thetommywishow

Aw fuck, I guess I’m also racist. But thanks, it was driving me crazy that I couldn’t find that story! If I may offer a defense, I think I got confused because Hannibal’s talked about random women he’s slept with posting about it on Reddit and/or asking him for Broad City spoilers.

Yeah I don’t get it either. The only thing I can think of is a woman saying he was mean to her on Tinder or something, but then he posted the rest of their conversation and she comes off kind of obsessive and weird. I’m sure like any person, he can be obnoxious, especially while drunk, but overall he seems like a…

When else has he seemed like an ass? I don’t know the guy, but have never heard any bad stories about him. I saw him do comedy live years back and he seemed like a super chill dude.

What? All he asked for was an Uber. Which I don’t know how that would have worked but that’s not being an ass.

Man, arresting someone for drunk/disorderly when they are in the process of trying to act responsibly and get an Uber to drive them home is such bullshit.

“You’re an Uber”

Never ask a cop for help

Fuck you bootlicker.

Being Black at night, probably.

This arrest is rather in character. When I started to read what name he called the cops, I was very concerned it would be an offensive slur of some sort. But, NOPE! They just “goofy.” Stay cool, Hannibal.