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I did a search for I Love You, Daddy torrents. The results were...uhhhh...not what I thought they’d be.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

To be fair, people only assumed it was frivolous because it was reported that way be disingenuous media sources and politicians who consistently take the side of large corporations over the consumers they’re supposed to be serving.

Or being horribly burned by boiling coffee from a drive-thru McDonalds and everyone assumed from just hearing about the case’s surface level that she’s filing something frivolous instead of like having 3rd+ degree burns on her lap?

Jesus. The fuck?

Of course they want Waititi! Who could pass up the opportunity to fire such a fantastic director a couple months into filming?

I bet everyone is glad a certain famous actor’s character didn’t survive to the end.  

I can’t wait to see what part Christopher Plummer plays in this!

These are the words of a man who doesn’t want to be showered with death threats by Trump supporters.

People used to say that about Jack Nickolson’s take on The Joker... but then along came Jared Leto!

[Ducks]

It’s not “technology will destroy our collective humanity”, it’s “our inhumanity is being seen in new ways through technology”. And it’s entertaining more or less every time.

I’m pretty sure you don’t have to agree to an interview and a photo shoot seeing as how the personal computer and Adolph Hitler both “won” the award as well.

This may be a little late, but may I suggest Lawrenofsky?

“Disturbing CGI Leia from Rogue One” sheds an unrealistic tear.

*sees a film about the generational trauma of meaningless war* wow mansplaining much

One of the biggest tensions in the original works is that the kid who is a model of Japanese societal success turns into a mass-murderer almost instantaneously after being given the power to kill anonymously. That’s why the potato-chip scene works so well. We’re literally watching an ostensibly good person internalize

I’m definitely checking it out, but I feel like Death Note loses a lot when compressed down into a 100 minute movie. In the anime Light was always kind of a creep but his descent into narcissism and megalomania took longer.

It takes less than 10 minutes for Light to transform from a term-paper-selling loser who lives so close to the train tracks that his dishes rumble off the dinner table into a remorseless Angel-Of-Death-in-training.

Having clean characters and inconsistent backgrounds creates a way more jarring effect than it would if they had kept everything pixelated yet consistent.