That kitten cannot be saved.

Cautionary Tale Example

This is gross voyeur/vulture behavior. Even if it is legal.

Jesus, people. This isn’t an episode of CSI or L&O. This is a real life investigation scene related to a really serious crime. Just stop.

I think the one question we’re all asking right now is:

Thank you for not using the nude portrait. I mean that.

This 100%. He is very likely the most intelligent person in the race (the whole race, not just the Republicans), but is somehow more calculating and narcissistic than he is smart. He’s constructed his entire persona based on what he believes a naive, folksy, and often toxic corner of the Republican base wants to hear.…

Well, if we’re getting technical, I think you mean “sociopath.” People have a hard time keeping track, but the difference is actually pretty straightforward:

That’s insulting to potatoes.

Is he capable of speaking without it sounding like he’s acting? I’ve seen more convincingly natural performances in high school theater. I know that all candidates are putting on a show to a degree, but his constantly cloying delivery is really troubling. I genuinely suspect that he’s a psychopath, in the technical…

If you are being held against your will.. BLINK TWICE!

I find this shocking, as I was certain Ted Cruz was a russet potato born of potato parents.

ayyy dios mio

Meanwhile in Germany, there were two mass shootings within the last five years, compared to about two thousand in the US in the same time frame.

This is always the question, and the answer is always ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When we’re all dead, I guess. It won’t be long now.