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LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

I think you know where he’s going.

I’d check your temps with Speedfan or some other such monitoring tool, check to see if there are any error’s or critical’s in your event viewer, and maybe run a memtest if you are computer savvy enough to know how to do that. Random freezing like that can be caused by software issues, but the vast majority of the time

oh shit

Whoever they replace him with will be just as bad as him if not worse. Don’t get me wrong, he needs to go. He sounds like he belongs in prison, in fact... But Fox News will not get any better because of his going and it could easily get worse.

Wake me when someone ousts the Murdochs

A scientist? Gasp! That’s a man’s job. Report to the kitchen immediately.

Frankly I look fairly feminine regardless of what I’m wearing because I’m a female. So this crazy ass lady telling me to dress feminine doesn’t tell me much.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

You’re supposed to bat your eyelashes until the guys do your work for you.

“If women want to be taken seriously in the workforce, looking feminine is a good place to start.”

Why isn’t the punishment for breaking restraining orders so much more severe? This guy broke the fucking restraining order three times before this happened!

So not going there...

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Thanks for the fearmongering, Lapierre. Now we’ve got armed untrained civilians blasting away at shoplifters:

You are not alone. I am so fucking ragey about the state of this country.

When has any group/corporation cared about people over profits? Ever? If after Sandy Hook nothing was done, what do you expect now? Every damn rep and lobbyist should have had to walk through that crime scene - and this one. And every subsequent one until they put on their big boy (and girl) panties and deal with this

“Hurry up and take the picture mom!”

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.