That’s insulting to potatoes.

Is he capable of speaking without it sounding like he’s acting? I’ve seen more convincingly natural performances in high school theater. I know that all candidates are putting on a show to a degree, but his constantly cloying delivery is really troubling. I genuinely suspect that he’s a psychopath, in the technical…

If you are being held against your will.. BLINK TWICE!

I find this shocking, as I was certain Ted Cruz was a russet potato born of potato parents.

ayyy dios mio

Meanwhile in Germany, there were two mass shootings within the last five years, compared to about two thousand in the US in the same time frame.

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or trolling, and there’s an alarming lack of specificity in your snotty comment, but we’re gonna do this anyway.

At what point does the collective say:
“You know what, maybe there are just WAY to many f*cking guns floating around out there and it’s time do something about it!”

This is always the question, and the answer is always ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When we’re all dead, I guess. It won’t be long now.

And it’s not the mass shootings that cause the most gun deaths. Every week in America there are 300 people shot dead. Angry? Check out and support these organizations.

Jesus, Carly. What are you willing to say? What are you willing to espouse? Do you have any soul left at all?

Why does a newborn baby need a Twitter account? I'm 32 and I don't even have a Twitter account.

White men scare me.

It's really a terrible place. It could be great, but for where the right wing has steered us off course.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

This country fucking scares me.

That woman was just doing her job and enforcing policy. No one should be afraid they will get shot for doing their job and worry someone is going to pull a gun on them because they had an attitude.