Tell me that’s “Bro, do you even clownshoe?”!!

She executed the transaction on 22 December. Everyone in America knew what the makeup of the House would be. The reality-based citizens knew who the President would be. Neither she nor anyone else knew what the Senate makeup would be. She disclosed her transaction promptly.

Nissan Cube.

Wow. I guess that puts you in that final 15 percentile. Good for you, well done.

Bro.

Footnote: There’s an older harlequin Golf in Alexandria, VA - and it has a Jalopnik sticker on the window.

It’s not a clown shoe. That term refers to the somewhat unusual shape of the Coupe body, not the M3 underpinnings.

Wholeheartedly agree. Related, the fact that I know how to properly adjust my mirrors places me in the 85th percentile of all American drivers with just that one weird trick.

I suddenly realize that I haven’t been seeing those commercials, and I would remember, because I hate them so very, VERY much. I wonder if someone in marketing said “Hey, we better not be putting groups of people standing next to one another on air right now, or we’ll have all kinds of internet sleuths measuring…

Seconded.

Decade and a half without any attempt at restoration. Huge bills to do so. Let’s take a look at how much return we might get on that investment:

You have to have a serious amount of disposable cash to park a $110,000 car in any location in which it can get door dings.

I...have already used that excuse this year.

DAMMIT!!!

I’m a hip dude with disposable income who appreciates fashion and I will never spend another dime on Rag and Bone clothing because those fuckers did this. It’s been five years and I think about this commercial once a month. Fuckers.

What I wouldn’t give to own a garage for cars like this. Alas...

EVEN MORE NOT HELPING

Golf R. If there could be an R400 concept for the street, I think you could get 600 for a race car, putting those ponies down through all four wheels.

I have been trying VERY hard to ignore the homologated Volvo 242 Turbo with it’s flat nose and intercooler since I first learned of it and this is NOT HELPING.

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