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Control is exactly what I first thought of too! The banality and sense of space that won't stay put are all there in force.

The kids will love this! I'm glad they're making all ages content. My youngest is a little sensitive even for Rebels, but his older sister and I have been eager to find some way to get him hooked :)

This makes me think of one of my dream series pitches I have in my head. Sure the Rebels won and overthrew the Empire but like... Did they go through and purge every bureaucrat at every level ? Did they fire every single cop and judge? Did they tear down all the corporations running food and medicine to distant worlds?

The most shitty thing there is the "pwetty pwesse localize it for Russia so we can crack it and bootleg it more easily" like go fuck yourselves before the war. Now? Go fuck yourselves backwards to hell. Good on the Stalker team for this response. 

To this day I say “smashy smashy” on what feels like a daily basis. Can’t believe in my lifetime I’ll get to say it during a real animatronic robot uprising!

At least Hank Scorpio was competent. You literally could not pay me enough to move to that dipshit’s Company Store Silent Hill

Addressing her absence from the Mandalorian is easy!

This is an absolutely incredible cast! Even with basically no details I'm excited for whatever this crew does. 

Love it! I'm glad they're finally experimenting with style and color! My kids are going to love this. 

Some billionaire’s about to get a refresher on the Streisand Effect. 

Moving pretty swiftly along the line to full on indentured servitude there. Faster than expected too. Wait til those visas expire and he offers them the "live and work on Twitter property forever" plan. 

I feel like there’s some sort of law he could be sued over? If he deliberately devalues the asset and a bunch of banks take a $44 billion loss, surely they will come for him with pitchforks?

Cocaine Bear Cinematic Universe? Meth Moose, Ecstasy Elephant? maybe Heroin Duck, or PCP Bunny? 

The idea that the man who fired 80% of his company BEFORE doing the basic, entry level architecture review is going to make a successful mobile phone is possibly the funniest thing to come out of this whole hilarious debacle. Companies with a decade of lead time and infinite money to burn have failed trying to enter

The plan appears to be to raid the user info and sell it off the GOP and I guess Russia and China? There’s literally nothing of value in Twitter now that dipshit there ruined it for advertisers. 

Why are some people so obsessed with how other people live their lives? Literally who cares if someone else sets the game to easy? This is an optional setting how in the world would me not wanting to have to replay a boss fight over and over impact your experience with the game? It makes me feel like I’m insane

Lol the idea that anyone is going to pay for verification or that any advertisers are going to stick around when he stops kicking Nazis off the platform is laughable. I can’t wait to see where he got the money to make this purchase. It wasn’t until after he met with Putin that he stopped trying to drop out of the

this is the difference between a good designer and a great one. Good ones adapt to feedback and give players what they want and everyone is happy, if stale. Great ones give players what they actually need instead of relying on what they ask for, and often come out far ahead because of it.

The way I screamed when a leviathan jumped me in Subnautica, and now trying to imagine doing that game in VR? Nope. No thank you nuh huh. 

For someone who wore a day collar pretty much constantly, it cannot be dismissed that this entire humiliating prime minister stunt was just the greatest act of foreplay in history.