Oh hey we're making referrals to the DOJ about people who lied to Congress now? That's very good news! I dunno if Fauci qualifies but I know damn well a few people who do ..

Wasn’t it pretty clear Alexi was an arrogant lying blowhard? Of course he claims he beat up Cap. He’s been telling that story for years, I bet, and the fact that Cap actually came out if the ice recently has disrupted his lie, but he’s way too invested in it now. He either admits he was lying all along, or doubles…

After living in a sane world again it’s hard to even remember what an astonishingly stupid dipshit Donald Trump really is. Like we all just put up with four years of this utter dumbfuck running the show? 

All the other shows have felt one and done, they told their story and if there is another one featuring that character it’ll be wildly different and incorporate changes from as yet unseen movies. What If, on the other hand, looks like it’ll be a recurring anthology series. They can do more based on the old movies,…

Like a monorail, maybe? I know a guy...

It was technically possible that this whole tunnel thing was just narcissism, that no one bothered to tell him no (specifically “no, you goddamn idiot”), but doing this in one of the most absurdly flood prone places in the country means it's just a straight up scam. I guess the local government is just splitting the…

I mean... sure! Unless that wasn’t a Loki, but some other Asgardian child that got grabbed. It seems pretty certain, but I don’t think anyone we trust has said it definitively. I doubt they would overcomplicate things, it’s pretty easy to say the Enchantress is a Loki variant off on her own. Since they diverged as a…

This is my most pressing question! Is it a Lokigator or Lokidile?

Damn well said! I  excited to see what Kotaku becomes under your leadership!

This feels like Blackberry taunting Apple a year or two before the release of the iPhone.

Extremely excited to see the lawsuits from companies using "free market" wording to slap down this idiot. And the complaints about government overreach and communism trying to tell American companies how to operate should be fun too.

If you had a year to get coaching and editorial input on how to make an apology sound genuine, you too could turn out something like this.

You know who has a very sweet gig? The lawyers being paid to file motions like this.

Even knowing that I didn't gun her down on this playthrough. Shepard didn't know much about indoctrination at the time! Bet she really regrets it after that chat with Vigil though 

Yeah, Vigil speaks to that even: sure the Protheans fell primarily because the Citadel and their central government was destroyed day one, but it specifically says after that, indoctrinated sleeper agents started showing up as refugees, were taken in, and then brought down those sanctuaries or betrayed them to the…

You know, I don’t mind it for Sleeping Beauty. There’s a solid tradition of reclaiming fairy tales and rehabilitating figures from them, particularly magic women from “evil” to just progressive or non-traditional and therefore hated. Cruella on the other hand... I mean her literal defining character trait is “willing…

Yes, we do need to know them and be in the habit of making this the standard, and yes it’s important for a nonbinary actor to play a nonbinary character. Hope that helps answer your questions.

Can we get James Earl Jones to voice one of these critters? The seahorse is the obvious choice (he's a royal steed after all, gravitas is paramount), but might I submit that he'd be perfect for the cat? A proud dignity that is undercut by everyone saying what a super floof you are yes you are! 

Because she has such an amazing voice is why. That moment in the asylum when it’s crystal clear it’s Stripe’s voice doesn’t land if there’s any moment of confusion in the audience. Black can do an extremely distinctive voice and Donnelly apparently can hit that as well, so it worked so well. Besides any Claudia Black…

My absolute favorite clue that Amalia was not of their time was when Penance was laying out her brand new invention and Amalia put a name to it (the amplifier) before she finished explaining it. (twice if you count the “you x rayed London?” quip, which at least a baker ought not to know all about) “Ooooh that thing…