I would absolutely play this game. Mix of Mad Max and Thelma and Louise maybe? Or just straight up open world Tank Girl with swapped sprites for Jet and Tank? The car with a bumper sticker “this is my other castle” maybe?

Here’s the thing: Killmonger would have heard Cap say “we don’t sacrifice anyone” or whatever that line was, said “cool cool, here’s a shield, go on out there and get em” and as soon as Cap was out of earshot he’d have ordered Vision’s immediate execution and then mailed his head to the sun. It definitely wouldn't…

Totally agree! Then again put it on a cinder block or something, mostly a function of getting the screen to a comfortable height right? I personally don’t want a undersized cabinet... I mean why 3/4? Why not just fill size? But if you said “buy or build, pick one” I’d buy it and not look back. (actually I'd probably…

Totally agree! Then again put it on a cinder block or something, mostly a function of getting the screen to a…

Can confirn, my 4 year old hasn't broken any of it yet. We just treat it like a game controller: it's used for the game and put away after. Seems to work just fine. 

Relatd: why go to a restaurant when you can juset cook at home? Why read a book when you can just write your own? Sometimes people just want to enjoy things without having to build it from scratch... 

Relatd: why go to a restaurant when you can juset cook at home? Why read a book when you can just write your own?…

This doesn't seem possible without dark magic being involved. I am in awe of the skill required here. I know I beat that damn tunnel a few times as a kid, but it was definitely only a few times, and I was so battered I never did get past the next level. 

Too many puns? Bite your tongue. 

Unless he had managed to not get noticed by the lawyers until after the KS balance cleared. Wonder how the refunds would have gone if the cease and desist showed up AFTER he had the money? I will give you its only an attempted scam at this point but it just infuriates me to see people use KS like a magic money box…

JFC it's scams like this that give Kickstarter a bad name. Anyone want to bet they got a C&D? What was the plan, hope the lawyers didn't notice within the time it took to close the KS and for the funds to clear? 

I believe that is EXACTLY why the phrasing is so pure and perfect when used in this article, yes.

Frankly it's not a truly good day if we're not dragging these baby soft manchildren who complain that there are ladies in their stars war. 

Take your filthy star. I acknowledge its a rape joke and I can’t help but say in context you’ve earned a star and a slap in either order. Well done, burn in hell, <3 u, etc

Serious kudos on the phrase "whap their baps out" it really just nails the tone in a satisfying linguistic way. 

I’m trying to think of a more date rape drug name than lust dust and drawing a blank. 

I don’t Overwatch but this question has been bugging me: they do all these short films that expand the universe, fill in the story in clever ways, and build an interesting world. How then do they justify all these characters dying in every battle? Is there ever any justification in the fiction or just ludonarrative…

Yup. I keep forgetting it exists, rightfully so, and then it takes a minute. "Oh town building, I like that in games, what is this Kingdom Come game why does that sound familiar? OH YEAH ITS RACIST GARBAGE" and then I have to say fuck you Kingdom Come all over again. Which frankly is fairly satisfying so call it a…

Do we still feel the need to report on this racist garbage? 

1) absolutely you interview them. And then ask questions and perform an interview. You don't tousle a racist's hair and giggle, you maybe ask why he's such a racist. 2) I'm so sorry you were duped into voting for such a racist con man. I hope you're researching your candidates better in the future! 

I would pay actual real money (as opposed to what these naive babies have collected) to watch the pitch meeting where these marshmallow soft amateurs try to sell the Mouse on this idea.

Yeah double fuck yourself Fallon. Of course you should feel bad. We hated it at the time, it’s not like the sort of man he is was a secret back in the distant past of 2016. We knew he was a monster and you did it anyway.