You’re absolutely right! What I meant to say was “some transphobic shithead can write it for him and tell him it’s an executive order for presidential ice cream and he’ll sign it”

True. And I agree it’s hard to think of him as a real president. He sure as hell doesn’t seem to think so, having no idea what he’s doing and not bothering to try and all. I agree. I just hope we take it as intended: it’s a sober reminder our country is jacked the fuck up and we need to pay more attention.

No no no it’s ok! If he’s hanging next to Obama it just makes the contrast all the easier to see. He already has the legacy as the most corrupt and incompetent president in history, but imagine all the future people who see Obama and Trump, imagine their reaction, the constant reminder of just how far and how fast…

I just mean all Trump has to do is write it down with his big boy pen and sign it and call it an executive order. He is perfectly capable of not consulting anyone before doing that. Implementation is another matter but it would put the secretary in the position of resigning or implementing it or getting fired.

You say “allow” as if any of these fucking clowns can control Dumpo. He has the self control and insight needed to just summon people and say it without asking or alerting anyone including himself he had that plan. But God willing this emboldens other critics.

Fuck yes. That is what a principled stand looks like. Hey GOP I know you couldn’t find a principled stand if you thought it was Trump’s dick, maybe pay attention?

Look we all want to see him humiliated. Personally my dream humiliation would be him refusing to leave the White House after he is impeached and convicted, and to watch on live TV as he is dragged, literally crying and screaming like a toddler, from the oval office.

Looks like we found the GOP slogan for the 2018 midterm elections!

We need more of this. Good for you dude for barely doing the literal cowardly best of publishing a book while publicly voting party line. That said it’s pretty disingenuous to say the party is in denial. They know damn well what they’re getting and they revel in it. This isn’t denial this is clear eyed greed and…

He knows what it is. He may not know what the phrase means but he’s intimately familiar with the concept and execution.

As the revered thinker and poet laureate Cletus Spuckler once said: oh dis gon’ be gooooood

Goodness no thank you running a blog is a lot of work! It’s not like being president or scamming students or running a casino, the easiest business on the planet, into the ground or anything.

The cracks are already forming. There are a few paths forward but look at the recent Republican failures as well as at least one prominent GOP twit coming out and saying “we made this monster its up to us to fix it”.

I mean dude good on you but it’s not denial it’s selfish adherence to absurd policies that hurt people and enrich yourselves. He’s saying things that need to be said, but I hesitate to give him kudos for softening this by saying they’re just misled and in denial. They know damn well what they’re doing when they choose…

Star for using “decadent” and “word thingy” in the same sentence. I feel like there’s legs to a novelty website that just collects descriptions of Trump. Good or ill, betcha the good are tough to find.

That’s pretty much what I was going for yeah. I’m sorry and have a shot on me.

Like two dried, cracked and ancient tanned leather purses slapping together in a jar of mayonnaise.

Usually I’m all about clever framing or open minded “I mean why not” but this is a visceral, instinctive, automatic FUCK NO with a side of I just threw up in my mouth.

Oh my sweet summer child. The Trump family has discovered one grift they cannot be too incompetent, corrupt or stupid to pull off to wild success: politics. We will NEVER be rid of them all.

That woman is probably deciding between seven figure book deals as we type. I cannot wait.