She didn’t respond nearly as well to my Activia story. And I had photos.

Nintendo consoles have had some of the most complex RPGS in existence so get the fuck outta here with the need to throw shade for no reason. They do articles like this for almost every big release. Something easy/routine for you might be something new and different for someone else who might be taking a chance on a…

nope.

Cool. I looked up their canonical ages.

I’m gonna get a lot of flack for this but my take is Scarlett Johansson is conventionally attractive and a bonefide star, proven as a lead capable of carrying a movie?

Dude, complaining about a tattoo while simultaneously sexualizing it is like... the kind of over the top creeper comment people make in SATIRE. I don’t want to tell you how good or bad of a person to be, but please, just don’t be a stereotype.

I have definitely written my name too fast and misspelled it...many times

This labyrinthine sentence confused me.

If you’re wondering why “pansexual” instead of “bi”, it’s because you’ve forgotten that Janelle is also a robot and therefore likes to have sex with robots.

Booooo!

Actually, Rocket has a shockingly large part.

It’s almost impossible to make a universal threat something relatable on a personal level.

“ughhhh me no like film that delivers on 10 year promise of featuring every character built up to in one centralized story. ughh TOO BIG”

This sounds like a Pitchfork review, in that it takes something that’s recognized as good and shits on it for something so trivial

That’s not “tsunami imagery,” that’s a wave that is obviously inspired by Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanegawa,” which is one of the most famous paintings of all time and practically iconic of the entire ukiyo-e genre.

Take my money!

The Reverse Cavill

Good thing he works out by doing bicep curls with helecopters.

This directly conflicts with the girl in question’s actual statements regarding the kiss: