Slow news day, huh.

This guy looks like a grade a douchebag

Thank goodness ... I can finally get back to not watching him.

Luke, please let the trashier sites post about this jackass. You’re better than giving him the potential views.

The most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever Nintendone.

Why didn’t she simply walk out? Why did she blow him? This is clearly a consensual sexual encounter she later regretted. “I didn’t really want to do it, but I did anyway” is not sexual misconduct.

You lost me at “your”.

So, it took an employee on his or her last day to actually enforce Twitter’s terms of service.

Hell hath no fury like a Kathy Griffin scorned.

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Japan’s Smartphone game market is really booming.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

One of The Ramones most under-rated but most powerful songs. Sadly fitting after this past weekend but hopefully never again. (I know, like “The Ramones made a political statement?”):

When is Nintendo gonna release the Pokemon Trading Card Game for smartphones already?

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

Oh nos! Pokémon Go players upset about Pokémon Go-related playing issues? Not having a good time at your thing, guys?

This guy must know a lot of firefighters if he drove Lambos for 40 years.

Another reason why gender reveal parties are a horrible idea.

who cares?

Ratatouille is the best Pixar movie.