It never ceases to amaze me how anyone could give ANY TYPE OF FUCK about celebrities’ political opinions.

My girlfriend is a teacher and her proudest moments all directly involved her kids.

Would confirm but I can’t stand to look at Nissans.

FUNNEY JOKE

Maybe in some other universe she was replaced by someone who didn’t make the movie so hard to watch.

This is why the ladies think you are a weirdo.

No.

Yet still uglier-than-shit in a way only Lincoln can do. Every time.

Yes, badass.

I wish you wouldn’t

MAN UOU SHOULD THEY ARE SO SWEAT

MAN UOU SHOULD THEY ARE SO SWEAT

I HERD BEATS HEAPHONES ARE A GOOD DEAL

I HERD BEATS HEAPHONES ARE A GOOD DEAL

I don’t know what part of “want to play my old games” means, to you, “I want to sit on the hard floor.” I don’t want to be 10 years old, I want to play Metroid and Tecmo Bowl.

Jesus fuck. Get over yourselves. Politicians have been pieces of garbage since the beginning of time. Quit fucking bragging about what nervous wrecks you are. The world has a whole lot of inertia and one dipshit isn’t going to cause the end of the world.

Then he must have been thinking foot massage.

Funny you should say that, because I bet that vote doesn’t fuckin kill anybody.

as long as I own it - which is how long I’ll keep mine

But, then again

And they are delicious.

No, nothing has changed. I don’t know what your deal is.