My experience is much more limited. My ex-wife’s car liked to use oil randomly. She could drive it for weeks without using any and then suddenly use a quart in 100 miles. Eventually that means spun bearings.

Like the one where I die for the first time and delete the game?

I bet you just changed his mind.

engine quality and resilience has generally been their strong suit

Mine is already broken.

I guess the only thing left to do is drink it.

It’s broken though. It doesn’t work.

Why

Wood eat.

Would eat.

This is just a completely fucking asinine thing to say. Yes, I am paying less. Go figure out how yourself. Good luck with your future trolling.

This is just a completely fucking asinine thing to say. Yes, I am paying less. Go figure out how yourself. Good luck…

I do it by paying less money

I do it by paying less money

Because there was this girl, see, at the bar. And my buddy was interested and talked to her a bit, and when she asked what his favorite band was, but without a firm answer he asked her to go first.

How the fuck do you not put enough chlorine in the pool? That’s how you get by easy and cheap.

Yes, hemorrhage. This will surely be the deed that does Nintendo in.

Maybe not? Look how fuckin small it is?

Why did would you think that?

Usually that kind of burn doesn’t hold up if it has to be explained. But this does. ^5

High and dry.

Is this giving you a headache like it’s giving me a headache?