Votto is one of the best players in the game by any measure, to any-fuckin-one that bothers to look. If you like advanced stats he’s better.

I do. Sometimes its hilarious. I mean, I go for the game. But I stay for the snaps. Sometimes I’ll even yell myself, but more one-offs or cheering than heckling.

Who’s depressed when all you have to do is smoke weed and lay around all day?

Yeah, great use of deduction there. It’s not even that you’re an idiot or anything like that. That’s his dream and you are intelligent.

I mean, I get it. But it’s a misspelled word. I think this one falls flat.

They don’t teach fuckin’ anything worth learning anymore. The school district here doesn’t read novels.

This is too obscure.

No, that’s exactly the guy that doesn’t care about fuel economy.

You show me a guy that’s pending his truck purchase, or incorrectly made one, because he can’t depend on manufacturer provided fuel economy numbers and I’ll admit that this article was worth writing.

At least Rockstar has a new idea for a full fledged game, if cramming more things into GTA Online isn’t enough.

That’s pretty ridiculous.

Learn to work on your own fuckin car then. You can bitch about how this shouldn’t happen but it always will.

Typically? Not often. But when I do want to troubleshoot something it’s a lot easier to glance at a widget than navigate to wherever what I’m looking for is. The other day when a game was running slow I could look over and verify that my cpu was pegged and that’s probably my bottleneck. On my raspberry pi I have a…

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“Don’t play baseball.” - Marlon Byrd

What’s the problem?

ESPN is relatively only.

Meanwhile, we’ll probably end up with the best Olympics ever, with new world records, incredible athlete stories and amazing matchups while Gawker tells us how many tourists got crabs and what the tap water smells like.

Despite almost nobody giving a shit about smoking weed in 2016