I rode a bike for about 3 months before I decided, fuck it, that ain’t me. The one time I laid it down, very early on, I was just sitting at a stop sign in a neighborhood with no traffic, pulled ahead to turn left, started going a little wide and instinctively clenched up. Letting go is a reflex I never developed.

Faceless names, here. Fate has truly ordained this chance meeting.

Good riddance. After the house is paid off you can buy a Miata and 1500lbs of steel plates.

Most importantly: find a pharmacist that’s worth a shit.

Boo

No one is defending the shootings, like, in lieu of trial.

4. Anecdotal stories of police who do good things.

“Alibaba’s new car” just seems like a car.

My job is killing me and no one is writing about it.

Sarah Silverman hasn’t “been around” for 5 days and people noticed? I call bullshit.

A guy died right before a massive sale. The dumbest mind could see reporting on it is common sense. I’m so sick of Elon Musk.

While the Challenger was exploding, I preschool-me was sitting next to Missy, the prettiest girl in school. And every time she got up and moved away I got up and sat next to her again. Things were different back then.

^^ This. This is where you can point people when they watch a shitty field goal kick, listen to a repetitive techno song, see homemade jewelry for sale on the street, watch a guy bench 400lbs, or watch a movie and then say “Yeah, I could do that.”

I’m catching the little hint of sarcasm. What I don’t get is what the fuck you’d rather have them do.

What is “stuff that costs more when you’re poor,” Alex?

Why wouldn’t you just use Windows key+R and type notepad?

Yeah? When will people stop thinking that canceling the Olympics and then forgetting about Rio is going to do anything for the advancement of human rights?

Engineers are the best technical crime solvers in the world, so I just find it hard to believe that not a single engineer could figure this cheat out.

Go on

After thinking about it for months and at least 4 different $12 sales, I finally pulled the trigger last week. Haven’t played it yet.