4. Anecdotal stories of police who do good things.

“Alibaba’s new car” just seems like a car.

My job is killing me and no one is writing about it.

Sarah Silverman hasn’t “been around” for 5 days and people noticed? I call bullshit.

A guy died right before a massive sale. The dumbest mind could see reporting on it is common sense. I’m so sick of Elon Musk.

While the Challenger was exploding, I preschool-me was sitting next to Missy, the prettiest girl in school. And every time she got up and moved away I got up and sat next to her again. Things were different back then.

^^ This. This is where you can point people when they watch a shitty field goal kick, listen to a repetitive techno song, see homemade jewelry for sale on the street, watch a guy bench 400lbs, or watch a movie and then say “Yeah, I could do that.”

I’m catching the little hint of sarcasm. What I don’t get is what the fuck you’d rather have them do.

What is “stuff that costs more when you’re poor,” Alex?

Why wouldn’t you just use Windows key+R and type notepad?

Yeah? When will people stop thinking that canceling the Olympics and then forgetting about Rio is going to do anything for the advancement of human rights?

Engineers are the best technical crime solvers in the world, so I just find it hard to believe that not a single engineer could figure this cheat out.

Go on

After thinking about it for months and at least 4 different $12 sales, I finally pulled the trigger last week. Haven’t played it yet.

Yes, pedantic. If you are going to pick nits, why not mention the fact that it’s stupid for this thing to be powered by anything other than a hand.

Wolff is now threatening to instate team orders

Yes, what he said. You’re doing it wrong. But that’s ok. It’s the socially accepted norm. And the only fucking way Gawker would ever have it.

Well god damn, Barry. It looks to me like you two guys just disagree with each other and no one cares.

Meanwhile, you, what, allow every car that’s changing lanes to just hit you and then fight them?

Uh, he does in the video. He puts BOTH people in much greater danger and acts like a stupid asshole. Honestly, what I would have done is slowed down so she wouldn’t be running me off the road and no one else would have ever known it happened. In fact I’ve done exactly that many times in my life.