I think you’d be surprised at how few people will ever take her seriously.

You stupid fucks with your flash videos.

Misogyny? I think it’s just a sport full of assholes.

So this guy is just an unfortunate casualty and not an unfairly treated human being?

Dude, there’s a label right on it. It’s a state.

My name is Steven Sphincter and Microsoft doesn’t care. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or thank the terrorists that use the word so often when they are trying to terrorize people. But we all know the media is the real problem.

Great news! You are going to SHIT!

Let’s see if these bastards can do 90.

Forget the fact that it’s a graphic, so you can’t do a text search, or that it’s a mile long and garbage as a quick reference.

Cardinal Lover! Cardinal Lover! SNIGGLY IS A CARDINAL LOVER!

I’m balls-deep in an online game for the first time in my life and it’s the same - World of Warships.

Taylor, Gaga, Katy, Jennifer Hudson, Yoko Ono, Amy Grant and Kacey Musgraves, among many more*

$1.57 here, too. Way better than the $0.29 I got from Adwords, and that check was expired!

I know the sheriff’s been there and nothing came of it. The guy’s been on the news, too. He’s not doing it at 1am.

They aren’t breaking any laws. It doesn’t really bother me, personally, anyway.

A 1/4 mile down the road from me is a house that is apparently technically not within city limits. They shoot 10lbs and probably larger things of tannerite all weekend and the neighborhood is pissed. This looks pretty much like what my neighbor described we should do.

Meh. Who cares. What is official now is that LeBron is a legend. He’s in the list of the very best ever. He not only wrote a book in the finals, he took Steph Curry’s season and said “fuck that, this is my season.”

I think he should make Kurt Warner’s bed every day.

Woopty shit. I get accused of cheating by the guy I killed and accused of not having a fucking clue by the guy who died and is watching me every single game. Just like you and everyone else.