Lucky for me, I didn’t go to school or football games to learn morals.

I’m all for anything that makes Tony Larussa look bad.

This kind of analysis is very un-Doom.

“ Student athletes” don’t usually get scholarships by being strong students.

Yeah - “Used dealership sells shitty car, it breaks” isn’t a very good headline. But that’s essentially the story. Plus a laugher of a quote from the mechanic.

Yeah. And it sucked. Lets do it again!

And that cheap bastard blows it every time.

75% more representative.

Is this why I think Amazon Echo is 100% pointless? Is it? Is it that your phone already does all that shit? And it’s already on you?

Maybe they’re good at judging whether someone would be a good person to hire in under 10 minutes.

1) His family didn’t make a choice.

My parents managed an apartment for a year, which mainly consisted of my dad trying to catch the late rent people on their way in or out and living in a “discounted” apartment that cost more than the one they wanted in the first place.

And more balls to the face.

I don’t get what is up with millenials being unable to understand market value. If they’re doing it for free, their market value is 0 and no, they should not get paid.

I learned how to communicate properly in school.

Or!:

One upside to this video is to note how nice and helpful all those guys who show up at the end are. There’s no taunting or jeering or judging, just a bunch of people looking to help out a fellow gearhead who fucked up.

Finally, a dating site for people with chronic gas.

What.

I remember the first time I ever noticed Rob Ryan, wearing playbooks on both wrists and flailing them while he screamed with crazy eyes. What a man.