That’s some of the shittiest fucking marketing I’ve ever seen. I heard they are also going to make a Sub-Nice Compact.

Seriously man, you’re going to see that $60 toilet in a box and think, shit, that’s everything I need. Then you’ll see the one with the fancy dual flush and emergency overflow drain. Maybe the Diplomat Elite will sound too good to pass up. You’ll want the one with the heated seat, bidet and Bluetooth, but it…

Many people were surprised to learn that they couldn’t run Android Auto’s simpler interface design while driving just using the phone.

Maybe their target audience is someone more likable.

I’ve been trying for a week to get the game to run. All I get is a black screen and then dumped to the desktop with no error message. After sending a system diagnostic to Bethesda, they say my reported 1969mb of video memory doesn’t meet the 2gb requirement so they won’t support me. (2gb Geforce 960)

Wait a minute - you literally do nothing but post ads?

Wait a minute - you literally do nothing but post ads?

Vin Scully gets a lot of love but I really don’t get it. He just talks and talks and talks, whether or not there’s anything to say. He could even make Kim Kardashian picking up a pencil boring.

Just stop trying to understand it and do something else.

So the Lethal Weapon movie franchise is being rebooted as a TV show.

Why wait?

Pssssh, you didn’t even notice that with hips like those she couldn’t possibly have more than 5 or 6 kids?

Plain white sticker with generic blue font:

It’s easier not to bother, but the stakes are so high!

No, it’s him.

I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but you sound like a stupid asshole.

I’m 4 days in now and still can’t get the fucking game to run. I’ve done all the common fixes, still just gives me a black screen for a second then crashes to desktop without any error messages. It happened when I tried the beta and I just crossed my fingers for the final version.

Girls next door, please remember who the real enemy is—that dried up, boat hat-wearing husk that you both dated in the early aughts.

And dress them in jumpsuits that clearly indicate they are poorer.

Oh, come on. That doesn’t make them Nazis. Necessarily.