Vin Scully gets a lot of love but I really don’t get it. He just talks and talks and talks, whether or not there’s anything to say. He could even make Kim Kardashian picking up a pencil boring.

Just stop trying to understand it and do something else.

So the Lethal Weapon movie franchise is being rebooted as a TV show.

Why wait?

Pssssh, you didn’t even notice that with hips like those she couldn’t possibly have more than 5 or 6 kids?

Plain white sticker with generic blue font:

It’s easier not to bother, but the stakes are so high!

No, it’s him.

I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but you sound like a stupid asshole.

I’m 4 days in now and still can’t get the fucking game to run. I’ve done all the common fixes, still just gives me a black screen for a second then crashes to desktop without any error messages. It happened when I tried the beta and I just crossed my fingers for the final version.

Girls next door, please remember who the real enemy is—that dried up, boat hat-wearing husk that you both dated in the early aughts.

And dress them in jumpsuits that clearly indicate they are poorer.

Oh, come on. That doesn’t make them Nazis. Necessarily.

Yes. Saudi Arabians or Emiratis or wherever this is are huge fans of Buddhists.

Seriously? You can’t imagine why you would want to be able to charge your phone if you were stuck on the side of the road?

Seriously? You can’t imagine why you would want to be able to charge your phone if you were stuck on the side of the…

Most people are not craven and/or horny enough to watch a video whose participants are begging you not to view it.

I don’t know about all that, but regular co-op team games vs bots is pretty much how I’ve always played, starting with Warcraft 2. I’ve gone through a couple spells and once I even got good enough to impress myself in multiplayer (a short order), but it really just stresses me out. I know what the bots are going to…

You know - reading about it. Taking interest in it. Being catty about it.

I wonder where that leaves you.