He gets paid six figures and this is the shit he gets to do.

Go on

JJ Watt isn’t a city employee.

Also, just heat your food up till its as hot as you want.

I’ve really found that looking at descriptions of strains is a waste of time. Just try a bunch of different things and see what you like. And expect that your tastes will change.

20mm thick skid plate? What is it made of, cheese?

Not any. ALL.

Who gives a fuck!

Yes. ~5 out of 300,000,000 shoot rather than talk. If this shouldn’t be our top priority, what should?

One guy’s wasted, the other’s a waste.

Isn’t it ironic that they like to name shows after the gear you won’t ever use when you’re racing?

It’s not thrilling at all. But I can’t stop!

He should quit and work at McDonald’s because his players don’t get paid.

Huh. I’ll be damned.

What? That’s not right, is it?

Favorite Emoji, now my bat sticker! What’s your favorite? #💯

You have a piece of PVC pipe laying around and no pass through socket wrench? They aren’t really ubiquitous.

You can’t possibly go wrong with these “Forever” stamps, they told me.

Who knows. We ain’t come to play school.