Not any. ALL.

Who gives a fuck!

Yes. ~5 out of 300,000,000 shoot rather than talk. If this shouldn’t be our top priority, what should?

One guy’s wasted, the other’s a waste.

Isn’t it ironic that they like to name shows after the gear you won’t ever use when you’re racing?

It’s not thrilling at all. But I can’t stop!

He should quit and work at McDonald’s because his players don’t get paid.

Huh. I’ll be damned.

What? That’s not right, is it?

Favorite Emoji, now my bat sticker! What’s your favorite? #💯

You have a piece of PVC pipe laying around and no pass through socket wrench? They aren’t really ubiquitous.

You can’t possibly go wrong with these “Forever” stamps, they told me.

Who knows. We ain’t come to play school.

At one of the most tense checkpoints in the world, Conan pointed out the odd custom of stoic soldiers wearing really dark sunglasses even in dimly lit conference rooms and noted that the South Korean soldiers were dressed like Janet Jackson backup dancers. So good.

do they sue the drivers parents for whatever change they can dig out of their couch?

No. I only bothered with the comment because when I wrote it on a piece of paper the 40mph wind blew it away before I felt ... anything.

Disagree. Doom is the best video game ever made. Not because of the technology but because of the mechanics. I’ve been playing for almost 25 years and I’m still getting better. Starting to exhaust the quality WADs, though, so finding something good to play is finally getting tough.

Why else would they remove a bunch of levels with the word “poo” in them? Is that “inappropriate”?

At a coffee shop, I am merely “Nathan.”