I think I saw his brother at a Gwar show. This kid was probably about 6 or 7, sitting on dad’s shoulders for the entire show, and air drumming the whole time.

trust me: your butter is fine unrefrigerated

A gaggle of fans ran on to the pitch and tore him limb from limb.

There are a lot of bad candidates to choose from.

I feel weird!

The 90s were boring, featureless cars, necessary stepping stone from the ugly-ass boxes of the 80s to cars with some style and even more plastic.

Trick question! They’re talking about whichever athlete just did something. Also, “electric.” Dynamic and electric. The Corolla is static and mechanical.

Sounds like you’d be happier in the Congo or Iraq.

I always hated people that get caught up in bullshit semantics and critiquing apologies. They made a mistake and they’re going to fix it. The End.

Dude, you are IN!

To what? Another entirely unrelated, innocuous photo of people he/she doesn’t know, who are almost certainly not involved in your story? Those dudes aren’t bothered like Nkr’s buddy, I’m sure.

It’s mostly 3rd country nationals who want money for their families. Suicide bombers aren’t terrorists. They’re pawns.

Fix: Never make them chrome(ish) because it’s ugly as fuck.

There are “smart watches” that do a lot more for a lot less.

There are “smart watches” that do a lot more for a lot less.

Shitty teams’ biggest problem is they are always worried about who their quarterback is going to be.

new VW SUV. Then again, that car doesn’t have the most original styling in the world, so it’s very possible it’s something else.

Why don’t people just quit playing this fucking game?

I’d be much happier with 5 than the 6 gears in my BRZ. Less time wasted shifting at autox and less weight. But 6 sells.

These things don’t happen by accident, and it’s not because women’s sports are worse or less entertaining.