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What’s up with the subwoofer where everyone else has a monitor?

Or maybe just not in the quotes in this article.

You don’t have all the information. She also chews tobacco.

Doom II. Always and forever.

People are idiots. Flights are cheaper now, even with “hidden fees,” than they’ve ever been.

Nothing should need to be updated. Go for it.

I won’t argue that this dude deserves to have the book thrown at him, but the charge of murder is just stupid.

A crazy rolling rectangle of a B-Mod car that appears to have the nose of a Jeep

Sure thing. Do you want me to pick up your dry cleaning too? Or if you’d rather do yourself, I’d use Google and drive, respectively.

Who the hell ever trusted a politician? You aren’t reading something right.

I’m fairly certain they replaced your flywheel, not your clutch. With a heavier one.

I think you’re probably joking, but yes, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened.

Twine isn’t going to get you within 1/8 inch, like the example. And if you ever see someone using 2 tape measures they probably don’t know what they’re doing.

Could be worse, my friend.

Sorry, that car is seriously ugly. Acknowledging how many people must have had to sign off on it before it was built, that some people bought them and continue to drive them is far more notable than the year a blog that shoots from the hip mentions in passing.

Now that we have our bearings, can we please concentrate on what’s important? That retro Thunderbird is mind-numbingly ugly and the most embarrassing car you could ever be caught in.

Can we please remove the word “literally” from the English language?

I don’t have paper either. It sucks and I need it.

What are you talking about? There’s no fucking way it’s legal to tweet pictures of someone’s fucking medical records. And the article provides absolutely no indication as to why you think it is.