Confession time: I actually liked Selfie and was kind of sad it got cancelled.

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

Servers are not covered by most of the overtime laws in most states. Appalling.

And that right there is the problem. It’s not the minimum wage. It’s not offshoring of jobs.

Whereas my closest grocery store in VA just *removed* the self-checkout machines because their shoppers are largely idiots who can’t scan and pay for 3 items without step-by-step assistance.

At long last: RIP, Burning Man.

You must not be familiar with his work. Condescension is a key element.

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

I think it also makes a big difference that she did it at the Olympics. That’s probably the event that the USWNT gets the most attention. You don’t make your team look like sore losers at the Olympics.

Hope isn’t being suspended or released because of the Sweden comment. Rather, she’s being released because she’s been given slaps on the wrist over and over again because, up to this point, she was valuable to U.S. Soccer. But she is no longer the goalie she once was.

MAYBE INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SCARE TEENS OUT OF PARENTHOOD WITH CUTE BABIES WE SHOULD, I DUNNO, GIVE THEM PROPER SEX ED AND ACCESS TO GOOD CONTRACEPTION. Just a thought.

Since I am finally ungreyed on The Slot I have been nervous to comment. It’s too much pressure. So I’m resorting to gifs. Also congrats on getting outta the greys!

Why are we still pretending to listen to this man? Isn’t he essentially what Dr. Phil is to psychology and Dr. Oz is to GP? Like, sure, at one point they were real people who did real things to help people, but now they’re just cheap hacks desperate to turn as many tricks as possible to make that sweet, sweet…

Just wanted to add a little trivia. On the corner of 53rd Street and Dorchester in Hyde Park (or is that Woodlawn? I can never remember) there is a monument to their first date:

Yup, follow lists have been merged for each vertical. If you’re followed on Deadspin, you’re un-grayed at Adequate Man, Concourse, Foodspin, etc.

Same here, I was gawker and one of the sub blogs. Yesterday all of them followed me. I guess they're following commenters they know are regulars...

They’d still be profitable if they paid their employees a living wage, but not profitable enough to buy New York elections.

they wouldn’t have to have food drives for their own employees.

If only they donated that much to employee’s paychecks.

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.