...but what about his mom?

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

I thought the same. Hope he’s trolling because it’s kind of assholish.

I’m going to give him a pass, because you just can’t hate on a 20+ year crush, but is the Downey tweet a little uncharacteristically douche-y? Intentional?

Oof, Spaceballs is a chore now. Blazing Saddles is, of course, still perfection.

No. Because they can kill you.

Oh, I am jealous! Those cats are cute and they loved being scratched. I want to play with the cute kitties too!

Oh god me too. And I’m not even a Reese fan, but she has this sociopathic sparkle in her that makes her believable/compelling in characters like Elle Woods and Tracy Flick.

Tituss is a fudging national treasure.

Diet coke 4eva

I really detest Camille Paglia and detest that she is still given such a platform. Interviewing me for Salon would have been more productive. Considering that I’m not a Yale educated scholar who has devoted decades of my life to talking about women’s relationships to society, that’s pretty fucking sad.

Also remember…

I like how African leaders often accuse calls for LGBT tolerance as “Western influence” interfering in African affairs, while simultaneously believing homosexuality a sin because of their deeply held Catholic values.

They all merging into Naya Rivera

I don’t know the plot of Star Wars VII, but lawd help these poor parents if Skywalker defects to the Dark Side.

I read this, I though about it, and I’m now ready to make you a counter-offer: how about clarified butter, aka ghee? Best of both worlds...

Also good:

Who fucking cares? Seriously. Who. Fucking. Cares.

Rumer can sing and dance, so why not? Good for her for giving it a shot.