I'm a big fan of the spicy tamarind wings from the Thai place in my neighborhood!

I love Pasta Grannies have subscribed to their channel for a while

the Amy Schumer version would have ended with Barbie in the stirrups in the gyno’s office making some crack, then credits

I’m anticipating 

... make stock for gravy with the neck/back bone!

The AI conversations make me keep thinking about this old movie written and directed by Michael Crichton (1981)

My go to’s at TJ are the produce and cheese sections which have more variety than the 2 chain supermarkets near me. 

Although about Christmas, relevent here

I hit play and recognized the “original” version right away and sang along with the opening lines...

Podcasts are the cable access programs of the 21st century

When my ex walked out on me I opened all his bills and filled out the change of address to his mothers house. 

The juvenile personal insults over the anonymity of the internet always say more about the commenter than the OP

“I honestly believe that the high school quarterback who’s dating the homecoming queen cheerleader—even that guy thinks he’s an outsider. Who doesn’t think that they’re an outsider?”

This all happened before....

THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE

Still not inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

ice cream sandwiches made with pop tarts

get a cat?

I live near a business that became “internet famous”

once Trump is 6 feet under Melania will definitely pull a Jackie O and marry a rich middle eastern man