This sounds like “how to raise a Gen X kid” 

Imagine the career he could have had if he weren’t such a *sshole

The best part is that a WGA writer gets credit for the utterly cringy banter during the Tyra years

Scientology has to protect its assets

I think Pro Birth sums it up, they don’t give a crap about babies.

wait until you read the 100+ page masters thesis

Jersey in the House! beat me to it

I've also noticed fewer InstaCart shoppers looking lost in the aisles of my local supermarket

Sybil: The Musical perhaps?

I’ve only eaten at Olive Garden once and bitched the entire time that I could make the entire menu without recipes in my own kitchen

unfortunately many places are food cultural deserts.... where Dominos is Pizza and PF Changs is Chinese (and then there’s gas station sushi...)

Grape tomatoes have a thicker skin and thus last longer shipping/on shelf.

I love tapioca... in pudding

Harris would wipe the floor with her in the VP debate

It’s summer. Grill it.

The new dishwashers are becoming available this month and cost up to $1,799. The cheapest model listed on the Bosch website featuring the new PowerControl arm is the $1,299 800 series

This HBO special led to the PeeWee Movies and TV show

oh the irony

I have fresh fruit with oatmeal most mornings. I toss berries or cut up fruit with a tablespoon of honey and tablespoon of rum. Fruit will last more than a week without spoiling.

So you’ve met my husband