As the Grilling King of the Southeastern United States (the Grilling Center of the Universe), I hereby command all loyal subjects to take the hot burgers off the grill, place them onto a plate or cookie sheet (depending on the number of burgers), immediately place quality cheese onto burgers, and cover with foil.…

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Yeah not so much. The lettuce/tomato portion, youre correct.

Blah, even straight I could not look at that everytime I use my phone. Maybe could see doing that on my kid’s phone who would be more likely to lose it.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.