Because no one will tear you open to get to the sweet, sweet, McNuggets inside, because there won't be any ketchup. I like it; it's a good plan.

Nope. Do you have a Flash blocking extension? I had to disable mine.

I can't believe Morrissey is being an insufferable twat about something. Morrissey! I know I haven't seen everything, but it sure feels like it right now.

In case there was any lingering doubt that we've elected Eric Cartman to lead the country.

The best kind of legal.

'The Resident on Fox' sounds like a game show where sick people humiliate themselves and the audience decides who gets treatment.

'That sounds like a great hospital; what do you call it?'

Welp, that's why their ancestors immigrated to America, after all.

Hervocalypse Now.

Yeah, I tried watching it and goddamn. Her behavior on the show is just straight-up abusive.

She seems like a a truly, truly awful person. But also, I really hope someone picks her for Snatch Game next year on Drag Race.

"These were deliberate attempts by external actors to bombard the FCC’s
comment system with a high amount of traffic to our commercial cloud
host."

'Bachelor Number 1, if you were stranded in a ancient love goddess's vagina for all eternity, what three items would you bring and why?'

Though Kedi lives in a dictatorship now, so there's that.

I mean, in their defense, those people wouldn't be citizens if they thought they could get away with it.

Holy shit, that's what this looks like. Add a little more cleavage and this is a cast photo from Marvel's InYouMa'am.

Muse- 'Ruled By Secrecy'
Bad Religion- 'Honest Goodbye'
Frank Turner- 'I Knew Prufrock Before He Was Famous'
Murder By Death- 'Brother'
Orange Goblin- 'Red Tide Rising'
Metallica- 'Creeping Death'
MGMT- 'Electric Feel'
Amy Winehouse- 'Monkey Man
Cursive- 'Hymns for the Heathen'
Ozomatli- 'Magnolia Soul'

I'm sorry to interrupt, but 'All I Wanna is Make Love to You' by Heart is standing outside and would like to have a word.

Clearly one Mister Shine has been nobly engaging in the pugilistic arts. Bully for him, I say! Bully!

I kind of hate me too.