I feel like 'hate' implies that Naranjalissimo has some sort of personal interest in the people that he's fucking over. And in some cases that's true, but this shit? It's not personal— it just makes him feel happy and powerful knowing that he can make millions of people suffer on a whim.

DJ Jubilee- 'Get It Ready, Ready'
Kacey Musgraves- 'Follow Your Arrow'
Buzzcocks- 'Ever Fallen in Love'
B-52's- 'Channel Z'
Gang of Four- 'Damaged Goods'
The Damned- 'I Just can't Be Happy Today'
Ministry- 'Jesus Built My Hotrod'
Bad Brains- 'I Against I'
The The- 'I Saw the Light'
Cabbage- 'Uber Capitalist Death Trade'

Skipping leg day, evil, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

This is a delight. We as a species deserve neither Patrick Stewart nor pibbles.

Obviously females can't be atheists; they can't think that rationally. This is just typical, pandering, SJW crap because Dawkins is too truthful for them.

I don't like the new format, but I can get used to it. But it just seems like this has been handled really poorly— I know y'all say that you've given this a lot of thought from the business and technical side, but I see nothing that makes me think that you gave any thought to the reader side of things.

You can also click the little arrows at the top right of this frame and it will expand to be less horrible. If it's blank, scroll up— I thin the frame expands, but the page doesn't re-position to account for it. It also seems to work whether I'm logged in or not.

Gave it the old Don Bluth-ening. Nice.

I wish there were a way to test out of the sad Planet Earth stuff that's supposed to make you think of humanity's place in the grand scheme of things. Like, if you get a 90 or above on an environmental awareness test or submit environmental activism AP scores of 4 or 5, you get to watch a special Planet Earth that's…

'It’s almost maybe the first moment where Hannah has ever considered
keeping it just because he suggested she not.'

'Where's Papa going with that axe?' said Fern to her mother as they set the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

If Sensible Chuckle didn't make the list, what other amazing fake magazines aren't there?

I was all set to make a joke about how Rasputin penis vodka is a very common folk remedy for erectile dysfunction in Russia, but, holy shit, after reading about it, that's not that far from the actual history of Rasputin's mummified cock.

'The State Department would like to extend its congratulations to Asghar Farhadi on his Oscar win for The Salesman which… would never bring in ratings like our benevolent President Trump once did. Sad! All hail Trump, and his glorious new regime!

An 'X Mansion'? What a ridiculous notion.

Man, I may get tired of scenes where things explode in slow motion, but I don't think it will be any time soon.

And I imagine at some point they'll trot that out as proof that WaPo are the real racists.

This is spectacular.

'Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Dippin' Dots.'

Interesting point. When you first read his comment, you get that strong, peaty note of 'don't you people all know each other' racism, but then there's that light, borderline-floral flavor of 'go ahead and put it in my calendar once you've set it up, sweetcheeks' misogyny on the finish.