And as Ryan Murphy prepared his miniseries dramatizing a gay spree killer's
murder of a fashion icon in Miami in the late 90s, he said, 'I am not afraid. I was born to do this.'

Does this mean that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is now the country's foremost expert on bird law?

Huh. I wouldn't have thought of it, but I guess if you can't get Beyonce to come sing the Beyonce part of 'Telephone,' James Hetfield *is* a solid second choice.

You're only five years older than me— my mom was pretty young when she had me. So you're not old. *We're* old.

Slave to the Grind! My mom had it on tape when I was a kid—- there's a few albums that I immediately associate with driving to my Granny's house on Sundays when I was a kid, and that's one of them.

Orchestral Maneouvres (sp? I can't even spell it in American) in the Dark- 'Enola Gay'
Muse- 'City of Delusion'
Red Fang- 'Prehistoric Dog'
Sunny Day Real Estate- 'Guitar and Video Games'
ODB- 'Got Your Money'
Bad Religion- 'Germs of Perfection'
Metallica- 'Sanitarium'
Against Me!- 'Mediocrity Gets You Pears'
William Elliott…

I'll call him the Antichrist for you— I'm An Ethnic, so he won't try to steal my soul because he'll assume I don't have one.

The only good thing the Trump family will ever produce will be the tell-all book that comes out of Tiffany Trump's years of festering resentment. Someone needs to introduce that girl to Kitty Kelley.

A game like this is what the National Football League is all about.

I believe it's Governor Rick Scott of Florida, though what that has to do with the Exorcist I couldn't tell you.

Lmited-edition pea soup colored vinyl or GTFO.

Pesent.

Really? That's something I've never xenon this site.

I hope so, otherwise this article was sulfur nothing.

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I'll go ahead and assume that 'tomorrow belongs to me' just didn't occur to her, since 'too on the nose' is a completely foreign concept to these dickbags.

Wait, is it a Cabbage Patch Kids doll that looks like James Mattis, or is it like a Ken doll that looks like James Mattis, but with Cabbage Patch dance action, sort of like a Kung Fu Grip but for out of touch white guys?

Aw, dammit. It's a good point, but you're taking all the air out of my balls.

Huh. My postseason rooting interest is usually 'not the Patriots,' but I never even considered the humiliation angle. That's so mean. I love it.

God help me, as a Saints fan I can't believe I'm saying this, but Go Falcons. Because the Packers vs. the Patriots or the Steelers will bring us to new heights in commentator slobknobbery that I don't think I can handle.