Many, many years ago when I was a wee 4th-grade harpy, we had a school presentation and we had to learn two songs. One was 'This Land is Your Land' by Woody Guthrie, and the other was 'God Bless the USA' (it was the 80s, when we could still sing shit like that in public school). I…don't know how that decision was…

'If I go crazy, then will you still call me Ubermensch?'

Well, he's got a whole nation to terrorize now, so Tic Tacs ain't gonna cut it.

Jesus Christ, I just got over the Air Bud parvo story. Is the animal abuse beat gonna be a thing? 'Next week, AV Club takes a look at all the ways Sam Peckinpah killed a bunch of horses.'

I think that's been an FJ answer before. They may have had to name two or something like that. But that is a piece of trivia that is in my head, and I'm fairly certain Jeopardy! put it there.

Look, AV Club, I know you're not fans of the President-Elect, but you can't take a still from one of those office baboon gifs and say 'Haw haw this is Donald Trump writing his inauguration speech.' That's just disrespectful.

Until she hits her 40s, when she'll be known as Negasonic Hotflash.

Whenever you see something strange with commenting, a Disqus did it.

The Suck-Kut! As you can see, it sucks while it cuts!

'Barack, I don't want this medal if Chewy's not getting one. That just doesn't seem right.'

The primos over at Fusion are doing a series on different issues with suggestions on how to help. IYou may find some stuff that's helpful for you theret:

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I find myself in the weird position of rooting for Dak Prescott because he's a small-town swamp kid and his name sounds he should be a character on Invader Zim which I think means I'm rooting for the Cowboys by proxy? I don't like it. I don't like it at all. It feels weird, like when you take too much NyQuil and start…

See, Android phones exploit Congolese children like this, but iPhones… they exploit Congolese children like this.

They do have a surprisingly impressive collection of bedsheets.

You know, at 5pm this evening, I really thought there was nothing that could make 'Donald Trump's inauguration will have a soft sensuality' feel dirtier.

There's no way this doesn't make Seth Meyers number 1 in the rainings for his time slot.

I'm glad for this advance notice. It gives me four months or so to grow in a totally sweet lady-stache so I can experience Mastodon with the appropriate amount of facial hair.

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Thanks! I love both of these guys' music, so I'm digging this.