Oh! And Jimmy Cliff-'The Harder They Come.'

Living Color- 'Cult of Personality'

On one hand I spent 30 minutes watching this earlier, so in that sense it is kind of a great job, internet. On the other hand, I'm pretty certain petulant, child-like AI saying 'I am God' is basically 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream: The Prequel' and that's not okay. 3

I think I'm just going to get blackout drunk and stay that way until Smarch. Let me know how this one turns out.

'This demagogue ain't fearmongerin' enough! Judy, rassle me up some of that gasoline we have saved up for the end times! I got some arsonin' to do!'

Thanks, Jim, but can you just shoot me in the back as I run away?

Did you miss the deadline for the 'How 2016 broke us' article, internet?

I like to think she's slapping the angels now. Rest in peace, Zsa Zsa

But enough about the Palins.

'You're really pretty for a multinational aerospace engineering company.'

Failed attempts at grandiosity, incompetence, gaslighting… it really does have everything.

Old 97s - 'Just Like California'
Against Me!- 'Cavalier Eternal'
Frightened Rabbit- 'Things'
Chuck Ragan (featuring a million other people)- 'Revival Road'
Bad Religion- 'I Want to Conquer the World'
Handsome Boy Modeling School- 'Look at This Face (Oh My God They're Gorgeous)'
Brand New- 'Me vs. Maradona vs.Elvis'
Thursday-…

She can challenge his rudy-poo candyass to a ladder match for the
US Presidency title belt, right there on the National Mall.

Except for the overdoses and the suicides.

'It is not a film that, is any way, a political film. Wink. Did you say wink, or did you wink?'

It can be no things.

I kinda feel like if you wind up at Krystal, you were probably too drunk to do any kind of fucking in the first place, good or bad.

This article seems to have a very high proportion of things that look like words, and yet are not.

And yet… there's a part of me that's surprised that we didn't actually have these in the 80s.

Honestly, I am a little outraged. Either keep the jelly in the doughnut like God and Luther Vandross intended, or GTFO.