Thanks! That's what, like, season 4? That's way more doable and less lumberjacky.

Apologies, good sir. I meant to say please don't cast any spells that are bad, but also totally manly and virile, on me.

I…

I stopped halfway through to come down here and say: Jimmy Smits. Also, 'There's only five.' Melissa Fumero, you're the best.

:( I mean, I was pretty much out when they announced Mel and Sue were leaving, but this still sucks. Maybe they'll all go off and start their own baking competition. With blackjack. And hookers. Actually, that seems like it would be a pretty quick way to get Paul Hollywood on your side.

Ooooh, robot football! I look forward to seeing what kind of catastrophic hardware failures we get from Mecha-Romo and RGIII-PO.

Now I'm imagining Soulfly covering the Spacehog 'In the Meantime' instead of the Helmet one, and it's delightful.

Murder By Death - 'Dynamite Mine'
Bad Religion - 'Bored and Extremely Dangerous'
Irma Thomas - 'It's Raining'
Bad Religion - 'Finite'
Irma Thomas - 'Breakaway'
Taking Back Sunday - 'Liar'
Mano Negra - 'Malo Vida'
Nine Inch Nails - 'Wish'
Cursive - 'Dorothy at Forty'
AC/DC - 'You Shook Me All Night Long'

Wait, so when I'm hungover the morning of Saturday the 24th, I'm gonna have to watch The Phantom Menace? That's some bullshit, TNT.

Yeah, but it's not as much as you think, just a little bit of uh uh.

Ten bucks says he uses the word 'literally' to exaggerate things, like, 40 times a day. Which, incidentally, is also approved by Merriam-Webster.

I'm sorry… where in the article does it tell us what this is a modern day retelling of? I missed it.

Aha! Thank you! I took Spanish, so we didn't have this.

Pendragon and Wife

ABBA- 'Mamma Mia'
Tiger Army- 'Wander Alone'
QOTSA- 'You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar…'
Lucero-'I Woke Up in New Orleans'
Dresden Dolls- 'Necessary Evil'
This is Hell- 'The Polygraph Cheaters'
Bad Religion- 'Boot Stamping on a Human Face Forever'
Jaguar Love- 'Highways of Gold'
Beyonce- 'Partition'
Dead Boys- 'Sonic Reducer'

I see no end to that conversation where Rick Perry's face doesn't melt like the Nazi guy's in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. So yeah, me too.

We really should have guessed when she started her last appearance on Hannity with, 'Finally! Ann Coulter has come back to Fox News!'

I'm listening to it right now, and I"m digging it. 'Punks making folk songs' is one of my favorite genres, and I really like Bad Religion, so this is pretty exciting.

Holy shit. Greg Graffin has a solo record. Thank you for teaching me something new today!

De La Soul- 'Me, Myself, and I'
Head Automatica- 'At the Speed of a Yellow Bullet'
Parliament- 'Tear the Roof Off'
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes-'End of the Road'
Gallows-'Rolling with the Punches'
Iron Maiden-'2 Minutes to Midnight'
Iggy Pop-'Lust for Life'
William Elliott Whitmore-'Gravel Road'
Against Me!-'Don't Lose…