Oh no! I'm not trying to but on people for never having heard of X-ray Spex— I think it's awesome that people are taking the time to make other people aware of them. I could have worded it better, but I wasn't being sarcastic about that. I just always mentally catalogued X-Ray Spex with, like, the Damned and the New…

It's weird to me that anyone who is halfway decently acquainted with punk wouldn't know who they were, and I can't tell if it's because that's not true, or if it's because as a 1)lady-folk 2)of color who was 3)into punk (and still is), X-ray Spex and Poly Styrene in particular were a huge deal for me. At any rate, I'm…

I hope you and yours are safe. Take care of yourself.

Get out your 55-gallon drum of red, white, and blue lube and your Gadsden flag tube socks, patriots, cause we've got some jingo jerking to do.

This is super scary and I'm glad that our favorite sex idiot and his friends are okay. Also, when I finished reading this post there were 69 comments. Up top on all counts, bro!

I really thought when I read the headline that it would be either about
the Danziger Bridge shootings or the Henry Glover case. Which, I agree with The Uvular Suspects— I think that would be the right
direction to go. One of the things I worried about with People v. OJ was
that it would turn into a lurid mess, but I…

Yes. Good God. This is actually the problem with her Preacher hair— my hair will probably do that, but my face will not.

As a fairly socially inept Vagina-American, this sounds amazing. Like, an entire zone?!?!??! Full of friends?!?!?! LET'S TALK ABOUT RUTH NEGGA'S HAIR AND WHY IT'S A BAD IDEA FOR ME. Why is this a bad thing?

OH HOORAY.

You know, I was all ready to go on a whole thing about how a very small number of rape allegations are false, and how the amount of vitriol that women who go public are subjected to is unbelievable, and how Dr. Luke could have probably setteled this but instead every single move has been calculated to put Kesha in her…

Poor girl. I'm sick that she has to choose between making a living and working with her (alleged, I guess but [rolls eyes so goddamn hard]) abuser. I hope for her sake that they promote the hell out of this and she can get out of her contract, but at least if not, she has a case for retaliation. It really fucking…

'Great Job, Internet' about Donald Trump's 'Ask Me Anything'— it's like the turducken of sarcastic finger-quotes. Sarcastic-finger-quotes-ception.

Didn't Tolkien say that the most metal phrase in the English language is 'cellar door?'

That's because cootie shots are part of the government's plan to get broccoli into an unsuspecting elementary school population. You really should check out Infowars sometime.

Man, I'd be pissed if I went to a Third Eye Blind show and they didn't even bother to play 'Drops of Jupiter.'

'Yes. Just to be clear, you are saying that if I do all of these things, I don't have to spend eternity with you assholes?'

Well, you say that, but…

I saw an ad for this show last night, and literally the first thing that popped into my head was, 'I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.'

Though if we could get an entire industry's worth of drunken tractor shenanigans, it might be worth it.

Don't think we don't know what you're doing, show, having cute boys in their underwear and probably the best fight scene so far the first week you're not competing with GoT. I didn't think anything could top the chainsaw chapel fight, but damn. Continuing it for a solid, like, 3 minutes after coming back from the…