Man, the schaden pretty much freudes itself at this point.

'Spanish Fry' is not my favorite Futurama episode, but I can't give less than an A- to the episode that gave us 'The Beast with Two Bucks $1.99 Sex Shop.'

So… modified, limited rampage?

Siberian Divide: great song about autophagia, or greatest song about autophagia?

Frightened Rabbit- It's Christmas So We'll Stop
Old 97s- Up the Devil's Pay
Blood Brothers- Six Nightmares at the Pinball Masquerade
Tanya Tucker- Your Love Amazes Me
Social Distortion- Telling Them
Avail- Lombardy St.
Slayer- Spirit in Black
Amy Millan- Pour Me Up Another
Kitty Wells- Touch and Go Heart
Kitty Wells- Just When…

'If you want to defend a magical artifact, tell you what, what you need is a good knife. The Eviscerator is one of the top, if not *the* top, folding tactical knives on the market today.'

Oh God, that part where he burps and the end of an intestine comes flying out his mouth. That's the only episode that I haven't seen more than once (because I won't watch it), and it's still seared on my brain, like, 10 years later.

I can see you've played orc-y troll-y before.

In New Zealand, they actually call them internet orcs.

'Cause the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
And the rapers gonna rape, rape, rape, rape, rape
Donald Trump will be irate, rate, rate, rate, rate
You jagoff, you jagoff

It's actually going to be rechristened the 'Sandra Lee,' and all the episodes will feature Boss Hogg trying to stop Bo and Luke from making cakes out of ketchup packets and Tang.

'We agreed that if one of us dies, we'd stage it to look like an organ donation caused by the cancellation of Hannibal.'

I think the best way to watch it is to wait until there's a massive asteroid headed directly for us— it'll make you feel a lot better about humanity's impending extinction.

Upvoted for Acid Bath *and* Guns of Brixton, which is my favorite Clash song.

Black Flag- The Process of Weeding Out
Old Crow Medicine Show- Minglewood Blues
Murder City Devils- Fields of Fire
Bad Religion- The Gray Race
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds- The Sorrowful Wife
Katzenjammer- Mother Superior
The Damned- I Just Can't Be Happy Today
We Were Promised Jetpacks- It's Thunder and Lightning
William…

Pop cultural conversations I wish I could revisit:

Q'up kech!

THC: Dude. Aliens.

"I love the waiting. I love the marination. I love making montages of people opening and closing doors."

That's a fair point! But TN is also prone to the type of abstinence-only, teach the controversy bullshit that states tend to get when they have a supermajority of fuckwits in the state legislature.